After years of fiery arguments that kept their neighbors wide awake, an old married couple became infamous for their loud, hilarious fights. The husband, known for his grumpy outbursts, often shouted, “When I die, I’ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you!” His terrifying threats became neighborhood legend—and he seemed to enjoy every bit of it.
When he passed away at 98, some neighbors nervously asked his wife if she feared he might actually come back to haunt her. Without missing a beat, she replied, “Let him try. I had him buried upside down—and he’d never ask for directions.” Her wit, as sharp as ever, had everyone laughing even in grief.
Years later, the same couple—still spirited in old age—went on a camping trip. One night, under a sky full of stars, the wife woke her husband and asked what he saw. Half-asleep, he replied, “Millions of stars.” She asked what that meant. He launched into a deep explanation about life on other planets.
After a long pause, the wife sighed, “No, honey. It means someone stole our tent.” 😂
Hope that brought a smile—have a wonderful day!